WHY?

This coffee is great for conversation, parties, gifts, rallies and of course, just to drink! It comes in an 8 oz. bag, but you only get 6 oz. of coffee. (Just be glad you don't get all the government you pay for!) The label on the bag reads: OBAMA COFFEE Presidential Blend - Do Very Stupid Things Faster and With More Energy! (1/2 light and 1/2 dark) Roast- Warning: May cause the uncontrollable urge to play golf instead of working! Warning: May leave you feeling very arrogant. Consumer Alert! If you actually consume large quantities of this product, you may want to switch from coffee to TEA. It has been observed that a Tea Party is much more Satisfying! We HOPE you buy this product. We know it will CHANGE your opinion about coffee! Disclaimer: No one knows where this coffee came from. There is no record of its grade at the coffee farm, after the harvest, or in the roasters plant. Just trust us. It is from a friendly nation and its grade was excellent! Just so you know, You are paying way too much for this coffee ! Net Wt. 6oz.
  • Do Very Stupid Things Faster and With More Energy!
  • A lighthearted Satire
  • Shut Up and Drink Your Coffee!
  • Warning: May cause the uncontrollable urge to play golf instead of working!
  • Warning: May leave you feeling very arrogant.

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